whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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The Moon Landing.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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eden stop

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how may i help you

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Anti Joke

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