Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Knock knock Shut up

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Female rights.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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