what is very tall and red a very tall red building

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Republicans

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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