- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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