- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

sure!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

nice tits.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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