A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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