- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

breasts

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Know! Come in!

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

David Cameron

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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