What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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