- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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