Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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My Boyfriend

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Knock Know! Come in!

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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David Cameron

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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My peni s

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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