What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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I need to start studying.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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