Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

I hate blackniggers

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Women's rights.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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