- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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