What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Dude man, I'm high...

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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