Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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