Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Justin

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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