Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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69

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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no pun intended

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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snooki

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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