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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Charles Manson is innocent.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Jovan

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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