- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Your girlfriend.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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