Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

womens rights

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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