A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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epic win?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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