a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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