- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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