What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man killed himself.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

I regret everything.....

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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