- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What's a joke? Funny

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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