why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Nah

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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