Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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poop

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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24

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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