- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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