- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

The NBA and womens sports

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

think twice or at least think

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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