What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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MySpace.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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The dewey decimal system

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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