- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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