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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Okay.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Girls Lacrosse.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Tucker Rivera

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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