- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Knock knock come in.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why is pie good. because it just is.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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