The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Where's the soap?

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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