Where are you going Your house

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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book 'em danno

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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