Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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women's rights

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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