Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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