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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A Mormon walks into a bar.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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