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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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