- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Vagina.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Punching a baby

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Obamacare

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.