- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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