- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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