- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

rocky is here again.......................

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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