A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

You know what's catchy? A cold

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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