- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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