what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

You just read this ..

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

wanna here a joke? you.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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