I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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