What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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