- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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