Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

womans rights...

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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