Poop.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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