There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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