- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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