What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Womans baksetball...

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wanna here a joke? you.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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