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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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