- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Albert your flies undone.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What can make you pee? Liquid

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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