- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??