What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Poop!!

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9/11

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Well, there's one way...

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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