Latvia isn't a joke

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Jesus was born and rased a jew

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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