- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

The Holocaust

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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