- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dusters blow stuff.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

No because your face is really f***** up.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Do you like apples? Yes

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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