Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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