- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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