A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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