Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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