- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Women's rights.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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