- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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