I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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One below was by me: Walter H

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What's green and blue? yellow

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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