i am and me is i

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Smelly Indians.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops