- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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