- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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