- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shut up kobe!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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