- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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