a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

its funny cuz i laughed!

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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