- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

david poredos

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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