- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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