Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

The NBA and womens sports

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

I'm Coming

hey, my names mark.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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