Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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your mother

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Matt is a Duster!

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Anti Joke

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