Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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your mother

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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